heritage-and-tradition:

mainheaux:

Look at this contouring god

It makes me feel a lot better to know that some of the freakishly beautiful people are actually just regular pretty. I cannot imagine how ridiculous it would look if I tried to do this, though, I’d probably make myself look like Hatchet-Face.

silenteternity:

have you ever loved a fictional character so much that whenever you see a picture of them your heart tingles and your vocal cords produce this awkward screeching noise that sounds a bit like a dying cat

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heritage-and-tradition:

noleaf:

Super relevant for you, HnT lmao

This is the little Asian version of me. I was even holding a cup of tea while reading it.

Reblog if your character has killed someone

relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone

relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone

(via lemonteaandformaldehyde)

persephoneholly:

My sister and my cousin are becoming a lot more comfortable with my ambiguous sexuality and they come up with the best, harmless gay jokes. We were at the dollar store and they found the party section with all the crowns and Rae got a white crown, Bree got a pink crown and they magically found a rainbow one and are like “Put this on!” *puts it on* “Princess of the gays!” I could get used to this :)

I do a lot a stupid shit so my gay friends often would go “Sorry. My straight friends”

pemsylvania:

I don’t get why “chicken” is an insult for being scared. have you ever been attacked by a rooster? the only thing shitting it’s pants is me

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

(via persephoneholly)